Does this blog make me look fat?

If you are one of the many millions afflicted with what I call AIS (Ascension Inflation Syndrome)...aka, for all you first-wave fatties out there...this one's definitely for you.

I apologize if my tone turns to disgust and discrimination....but none of you slender folk are encouraged to read on. In fact, you will be totally bored anyway because this is going to be one... long... fat... rant.

Oh, and for those of you who thought I had risen above sarcasm...fat chance.

Yep, I am so over the fat thing. And I know I am not alone in this because it has to be one of the most complained about biological aspects of ascension and quite frankly, the one I hate the most. Yes, even more than monkish isolation, heartbreak, loss, chronic fatigue, incessant clearing, lack, financial deprivation, and my favorite...emotional instability.

If this were a contest, fat would win...hands down. Does this make me sound superficial?

For those of you who are thinking, "well, now that you mention it...", you are clearly one of the skinnies and I plainly stated that this post was strictly for the chubbies. Besides, I assure you that should you yourself try on this bulky fat suit, you too would be nearly repulsed.

And for those of you out there who are thinking of emailing me with advice on organic, raw, whole, vegan/vegetarian eating...save your energy...this fluctuating 20-40 pounds ain't like that.

It's more like this...the more we don't eat, the fatter we get cause our body needs water to safeguard our cells and weigh us down, to keep us grounded and protected from electromagnetic electrocution. That plus the protein cravings are so intense from all the biological changes that even small children look like pork chops.

And if 9++ years of heavy, water-balloon inflation weren't enuf of a struggle to carry around on our already weakened joints...then try tacking on an extra 10 pounds for what just amounted to be the worst 3 months of the worst years of our lives. Just to spin some perspective on this...last I checked, pregnancy is 9 MONTHS. This process has not only been 9 YEARS for most of us, but it has been 9 YEARS stuck in the 3d trimester! Ludicrous.

Seriously here...am I the only one who's morning prayers include NEVER bumping into a childhood friend... or worse, foe?

Luckily I live hours from where I grew up so the possibilities of this are slim...but then there's always facebook and the haunting realization that you could be tagged any minute in a recent photo by some innocent and unsuspecting family member at your cousin Jean's wedding.

I don't know about you people, but some days I look in the mirror (or at a photo that I haphazardly failed to dodge) and it is quite a shocking revelation.

Come to find out, I still don't look ANYTHING like I feel. Do you?

It is quite a bizarre experience, comical even, to have our heads caught in the higher realms and our bodies stuck in the lower ones...and it absolutely requires an ungodly amount of patience and love to wait for our very dense and heavy flesh to match our light and free minds.

Luckily tho, there is a point to all this complaining....I have some relatively good news to share!

Right around the new moon period on the 20th, I started to feel the bottom fall out again. Most everyone around me was complaining of the usual August symptoms of B L O A T I N G, clogged ears/ear pain, sinus headaches, vertigo, weakness/faintness, heart flutters/palpitations, neck and back aches, heartburn/indigestion/nausea lethargy, fatigue, deep creepy sleeps/insomnia, weird dreams, itching/rashes, rage, depression, grief, sadness, crying bouts, irritability and the like...but seemingly with more intensity than usual...so I knew something big was up.

You may have experienced this too, but after spending so many days feeling centered, creatively inspired, and generally aligned with the fast moving new energy (since the eclipse on the 6th) it was pretty jolting to feel my energy level plummet like that again. Mostly because this ascension process transforms us into present-moment idiots where we seemingly forget in the first 5 minutes of feeling good just how ridiculous and awful life has been for a decade...that is until it creeps up and steals our life force again.

So naively shocked that I was "here" again, I did what every person on the path to mastery would do...I had a meltdown.

This didn't last very long because within seconds I was surrounded with an overwhelmingly loving reminder that this was in fact, very temporary and on point with our arrival in the new anad true. What I heard was that the new moon that just passed marked the completion of the biological restructure phase for the first wave way-showers/path-pavers/trail-blazers/forerunners.

Apparently our 12 layers of multidimensional perspective were fully activated, rewired and attuned to 5th dimensional frequencies during the time of the new moon/Annual World Conference on Illumination.

These powerful events downloaded the next phase of the divine plan into the lightworker grid and are affecting all who are operating from the new timeline...and, as is the process, we are now slowly integrating these new energies into our bodies and will continue to re-calibrate until the 999 (09/09/09) portal.

So like always, we need to ride this out and see where it takes us. But in the meantime, be sure to listen to your body because most likely it is telling you to LAY DOWN a lot lately. No doubt rest is getting very boring, but it is really the most beneficial thing you can do for yourself right now...our bodies are going through a lot. And remember that if you don't honor your body's requests, most likely you will be knocked down like a bowling pin anyway...so heed your higher call.

Bottom line is this...the hard work is over. As of the June solstice we are no longer required to clear/transmute/dismantle or carry the weight of the lower vibrations ever again. We are exhausted, yes, but dragging ourselves to the finish line...and yes, there is an end to this grueling phase.

If you were one who started to experience the rapid flow of the new energies (new connections/opportunities/abundance) infiltrate your life just after the lunar eclipse and then suddenly STOP, no worries....I was informed that this was just a bleeding crack in the vault, a taste test of what's to come followed by another short period of stillness to finish up last minute details while we complete the biological rewiring.

So if you have not completely set yourself up to handle the new energy, now's the time for those finishing touches. If you're good to go, then just be still while you can because there is an explosion of energy building up right now that is preparing to blow our doors off. (And hopefully our fat suits ; ))

I know because I tested just a few of those new rides and they were more exhilarating than I could have imagined!

Are you ready to play?

In joy,

Lauren

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